Elon looked at the airline industry and said, "Not enough memes."
Rumor has it he tried to buy Ryanair just to find a guy named Ryan to run it. The simulation is glitching and we are just here for the ride.
$captain is the only boarding pass you need. No baggage fees, just bags of $$$.
PASSENGER
ELON MUSK
SEAT
1A
FROM
SOL
TO
MOON
Dev turned his bags to ashes. Click to verify on Solscan.
No hidden fees. We aren't an actual airline.
Launched on Pump.fun. No presale, no bundles, no BS.
Meme creation. Launch on Pump.fun. Elon reads the pre-flight checklists.
Slowly, then all at once.
CEX Listings. Elon changes his pfp to the somali pirate one. We buy a real plane.